Persephone: knock knock
Hades: who's there?
Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane
there’s no law against you tossing spaghetti on the sidewalks. cops cant stop me. not this time
what if equius was a rapper and he called himself 100di%
okay i now get this is supposed to be loodicross but i totally misread it as 100 dicks
oh my god i
all the humans are like ‘that’s gotta be pronounced ludicrous’ while the trolls are just nodding seriously like ‘one hundred dicks is a pretty respectable number of dicks’
oh my god
we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.